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the campaign to replace the words "very hot" with "Sarah Michelle Gellar"

hunkyjewishguy.com are starting a campaign of global nature to replace the words "very hot" with "sarah michelle gellar". we want every hot tap in the world to say "sarah michelle gellar", we want weather reports to say "and we're due for some really sarah michelle gellar weather today". We want people to say "boy it's sarah michelle gellar, hmm might need to take a shower". We want the dictionary changed so that "sarah michelle gellar" appears in it with the description "[adj.] hot, very"

We are launching our campaign and hope all sarah michelle gellar fans will join us in using the words "sarah michelle gellar" instead of the words "very hot" all the time and pretend not to understand people when they say the words "very hot", instead you reply "oh, did you mean to say sarah michelle gellar".

Reasons why we think "sarah michelle gellar" should replace the words "very hot"

1. she is very hot, no question about that. look at the evidence of the picture of sarah michelle gellar's ass above. look at that ass, study the smooth curves of it, perfection true, but also 'very hot'. clearly this will simplify learning of words since everyone already knows that sarah michelle gellar is very hot.

2. haven't you got bored of saying very hot all the time? clearly if the words were replaced with "sarah michelle gellar" instead people would not be so bored of saying the words very hot. have you noticed that people don't say it's very hot very often? clearly this is a case for a change in the english language.

3. sarah michelle gellar is a very very beautiful souding name. like an angelic voice seems to sing in the distance every time it is said. on the other hand tests have shown that the words "very hot" don't sound very beautiful. why can't words sound the way they are said?

4. hunkyjewishguy.com a leading website on sexy jewish people has been quoted as saying that the phrase "very hot" is not as much fun to say as "sarah michelle gellar"

5. more research from hunkyjewishguy.com shows that saying the words "sarah michelle gellar" more than 20 times a day for men and 30 for women will actually help avoid a range of ailments and diseases; erectile disfunction can be cured simply by thinking about Sarah Michelle Gellar and saying her name. It has deep and powerful power. Amazing!

6. "very hot" is a very bad sounding phrase. it does not rhyme with many words, on the other hand sarah michelle gellar is more words so it therefore rhymes with more things. it is also a much more snappier phrase.

7. Guys... here's a secret, if you call a girl "very hot", she may think you see her as an object, but if you call her "sarah michelle gellar" she will instantly feel like a princess who is glamorous and wonderful and funny and respected as well as famous and wonderful and also very sarah michelle gellar.

8. Replacing the words "very hot" with "sarah michelle gellar" is a great way to shore up american security since terrorists will be put off from attacking the US because they will realise that this is the land that Sarah Michelle Gellar lives in and is from! All terrorists love Sarah Michelle Gellar? Why, because terrorists are a subset of humanity and of course all humanity loves Sarah Michelle Gellar. In fact Osama bin Laden would defintiely decide to stop his silly little jihad if he simply knew that Sarah Michelle Gellar was an American. We are aware of dissidents and threats to our society who seem to be hatefilled and do not accept that Sarah Michelle Gellar is very hot. These people are called Nazi's and they must be exterminated! Nazi's have no penis' as well unless they are women in which case they have one.

9. Sarah Michelle Gellar has done so much for our world in so many spheres that she deserves to be honoured beyond anything else. That's the very least we can do for her.

10. A British MP Caroline Flunt was recently quoted as saying in the Daily Mail "I think Sarah Michelle Gellar is actually a much better word than 'very hot', in fact I will endorse the hunkyjewishguy.com campaign in the event of my leadership challenge which is based on changing New Labour into a political party based entirely around sarah michelle gellar". "And what would a political party based around Sarah Michelle Gellar look like?" See Caroline Flunts answer here.. read it now!