Sarah Michelle Gellar Labour- the political party manifesto-

by Caroline Flunt MP (she's a brit politician for a communist poltical party who wants to remake it into a true all American political party)

A manifesto to remove all anti-Sarah Michelle Gellar aspects from the British Labour party and remake it around Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Clause 1:

The New Labour party is to be renamed "The Sarah Michelle Gellar Party".

Clause 2:

Instead of being called a Right honourable MP, each politician in the party will be called a "Right Sarah Michelle Gellar MP".

Clause 3:

All links to the trade unions will be severed to be replaced by the more powerful sarah michelle gellar fan base.

Clause 4:

The New Labour website will become a sarah michelle gellar fan site with pictures, music and video of sarah michelle gellar.

Clause 5:

The objective of the party will be to make sure that everyone remembers that Sarah Michelle Gellar is hot, sexy, beautiful, smart, funny, exciting, amazing, wonderful. In fact it is a central research programme for the UK's oxford university which will be devoted to creating new adjectives to eventually one day completely describe how wonderful and amazing and beautiful sarah michelle gellar is. In fact at the moment Oxford university does very little if any thing useful so it will be a much better use of their time and resources.

Clause 6:

The party slogan will be "We love Sarah Michelle Gellar" and the party political convention will be held in New York at sarah's apartment every year on New Years Eve so it will be such a party!

Clause 7:

The symbol for the New Labour party will be a picture of Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Clause 8:

To actually get round to writing down the constitution of Britain which will begin with "we hold these truths to be self-evident that Sarah Michelle Gellar is hot"

Clause 9:

To make everyone in the UK bump hunkyjewishguy.com's rss feed:

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